The world is full of individuals in a variety of different shapes, sizes, and colors. Some people are slender yet curvaceous, while others are simply obese with man boobs. While being extremely overweight, it’s probably not a good idea to go on Chat Roulette topless while drinking a milkshake if you want to spare yourself from being ridiculed on the Internet. Thankfully for us, these Dungeons and Dragons loving virgins give us hours of entertainment for everyone. Well, for everyone except for the woman he’s talking to who had the misfortune of enjoying his bouncing and bountiful bosoms in real time. Or perhaps she is just upset that his bust size is about 3 times the size of hers. Regardless, be careful while spinning the roulette wheel; once in a while you’ll find these gems that will forever remain reasons to keep your mouse hovering over the “NEXT” button.

Chat Roulette is an excellent waste of time. Whether you’re looking to kill a few minutes before eating leftover meatloaf with the family, wasting a few moments during the Saved by the Bell commercial breaks, or showcasing the creeps to your friends while having a few casual cocktails, it is an excellent way to pass the time. Realistically, though, one should seldom expect to get anything wholesome or meaningful out of such a mundane experience. That is, until this good lookin’ fella came along!

By the looks of it, this young woman couldnt be any happier with her fateful match. Could it be his blank and unanimated stare that tickles her fancy? Or what about his pregnant appearance? Or…wait a second…he’s wearing a brassiere! Shit, I knew something looked out of place. Well, I guess in this bundle of joy’s occasion, more “in place” than not, if you catch my drift.

Regardless, having an out of shape man modeling a multi-colored bra could have its perks (no pun intended). Perhaps a new purchase is in order? Thank you so kindly, Mr. B-Cup!!

Maybe Victoria’s Secret should have been kept a secret after all…

There’s been a lot of talk about whether Chat Roulette is on its way out — There has been a large drop in traffic due to too many predators out there. Well, good news, Merton to the rescue! — it appears that Merton, the Chatroulette Piano Guy, is back (again).

That’s right, the hooded mystery — who kinda looks like Ben Folds — has posted a new video to his YouTube channel. Still, despite the fact that this dude released his vid on the Friday before a holiday weekend, it has already racked up more than 350k views which is not too shabbs for someone whose last YouTube offering came out three months ago.

Curiously, however, Merton made use of Omegle this time around. For those of you who are not sure what Omegle is, its basically Chatroulette’s older and less famous sister. It used to be a text-only chat service, but recently added video into the mix (it had to), to compete with its saucy younger brother. What does this mean for “The Chatroulette phenomenon”? Is he forsaking his roots, or jsut simply branching out?

Check out Merton’s vid — he’s getting very creative. Let us know what you think: Is Chatroulette’s future looking better? Will you switch to Omegle? Does Merton have any hair under that hood? Is he on steroids? Please give us your feedback. Enjoy:

Chatroulette, the famous random video chat site, is believed to be looking at ways of blocking out penises as the website battles a sharp decline in visitor numbers.

The service designed for the video chat generation was dreamed up late last year by a 17-year-old Russian, Andrey Ternovskiy. It immediately grabbed news headlines around the world for its unique service of random and anonymously linking any computer user in the world to another via their web cam.

While unique visitors to the site jumped five-fold from 18,000 in January to 97,000 users in February, some users have complained that it has been overtaken by a deluge of males who would prefer to put their manhood on display than chat.  Gross.

What starts off as a potential predator situation, turns into a funny practical joke.  Who knew certain parts of your body could look so different from close up?

This is the craziest PSA I’ve seen in a while, and it has been marketed on a look-a-like ChatRoulette site called Do You Chat.

It starts out like a regular CR screen and you start seeing random people looking at you.  Give it about 5 minutes and you should see a relatively attractive girl come on screen.  Keep watching…

Can you believe that?  Someone comes in the background and starts beating the shit out of her and then a message comes up on the right saying:

> In this case, you can’t help her.
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> But if it happens to your sister, your neighbor or a friend, there is something you can do.
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> Contact your local organization.
> Ni putes ni soumises, french organization against domestic violence.

Pretty powerful stuff.

Chatroulette, has a penis problem.

According to one survey, 13 percent of Chatrouletters are “perverts”, that is one in every eight spins will yield “adult” related content (views of people masturbating, having sex, or just plain taking their pants down).

Andrey Ternovskiy, the 17-year-old creator of Chatroulette, has plans to curb the video site’s graphic content in the near future.

What does Ternovskiy have in mind? Well…

Ternovskiy has made a subtle but important tweak already.  This is changes to the “reporting people” function designed to cut down on the male genitalia that famously crop up throughout the site.  This includes a 45 minute ban when someone reports you.  This change seem to be working, as we were “nexted” by 30-plus people without seeing a single offense. In one case, we did encounter a couple middle fingers, which Ternovskiy mentioned is an accepted greeting on Chatroulette.

Other forthcoming developments include a new feature likely to be deemed “Chessroulette.”

Check out the interview with Ternovskiy below, then see 8 more ideas for putting an end to Chatroulette’s R-rated content. See some of the Chatroulette craziness on our selection of the wildest Chatroulette screenshots.

When Merton the Chatroulette Piano Guy joined the community last month, a large amount of people believed him to be musician Ben Folds from Ben Folds Five. Folds, in turn, started imitating Merton at concerts, uploading his “Odes to Merton” onto YouTube himself. Mashable recently sat down with Ben Folds via Skype to talk about Merton, Chat Roulette and whether he is, in fact, the man behind the mysterious hood.

After hearing this interview with Folds, I’m pretty sure that he and Merton are not the same person. Check out the interview below if you’re still not convinced, check out another interview I’m posting below also from mashable but with Merton himself.

A new Web site gives complete strangers face-to-face access to your children. The Web site, Chat Roulette, engages a computer’s webcam and instantly connects to another user who could be anywhere in the world.

The Web site ensures users cannot choose the person they talk to, though they can choose to disconnect with chat partners at anytime (NEXT’ing).

It’s an interesting way for adults to meet new people, but child safety experts said that it is not a place for children.

“Parents should be aware of this Web site,” said Cpl. William Liczbinski from the Michigan Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force.

The website site has a very simple interface and clearly states that users must be at least 16 years old and remain clothed; however, there’s nothing to ensure those requirements are enforced.

Many children have already discovered the site and where children go in cyberspace, Liczbinski said predators often follow.

“In the last 10 minutes just clicking around, we saw three men openly masturbating, we found at least two or three others just waiting to masturbate, and a couple actually having intercourse,” said Liczbinski.

Investigators said many times webcams were pointed below the waist, indicating to them, that the user would expose themselves to particular targets.

In one case, a man held a stuffed animal in his lap. ICAC officers said the toy was significant and shows that man was targeting kids.

“Maybe a child would see how cute the bunny rabbit is and all of a sudden, the bunny rabbit gets pulled away, and the child is exposed to something they shouldn’t be exposed to,” said Liczbinski.

A worrisome aspect of this seemingly simple website is that it allows users to talk face-to-face in real time.

ICAC officers fear that, that could speed up the relationship between a child and a potential predator.

“It becomes a more personal experience. Children, based on my experience, easily give up personal information about themselves. Name, address phone number, what school they go to,” said Liczbinski. “It’s just because they’re kids and these people are preying on these kids and know what to say to get them to give up that information.”

Parents can create online boundaries fairly easily. Many web browsers offer safeguards.

Here is a step-by-step video guide on how to block Web sites on Internet Explorer (care of ClickonDetroit.com).

Watch: How To Block Sites On Internet Explorer

But as always, police said the best thing parents can do to prevent online predators from targeting their children is to have many conversations with them about where they go online, what sites they visit and ANY friends they’ve made online.

“Get involved, because the more you know the more you can help your child not be exposed to something that they shouldn’t be,” said Liczbinski.

This kid is not a predator, just a bit of a pervert.  I guess its pretty natural for young kids to want to see women’s breasts and ask to do so… It gets creepy when these kids turn into 50 year old men doing the same thing.