The world is full of individuals in a variety of different shapes, sizes, and colors. Some people are slender yet curvaceous, while others are simply obese with man boobs. While being extremely overweight, it’s probably not a good idea to go on Chat Roulette topless while drinking a milkshake if you want to spare yourself from being ridiculed on the Internet. Thankfully for us, these Dungeons and Dragons loving virgins give us hours of entertainment for everyone. Well, for everyone except for the woman he’s talking to who had the misfortune of enjoying his bouncing and bountiful bosoms in real time. Or perhaps she is just upset that his bust size is about 3 times the size of hers. Regardless, be careful while spinning the roulette wheel; once in a while you’ll find these gems that will forever remain reasons to keep your mouse hovering over the “NEXT” button.

Chat Roulette is an excellent waste of time. Whether you’re looking to kill a few minutes before eating leftover meatloaf with the family, wasting a few moments during the Saved by the Bell commercial breaks, or showcasing the creeps to your friends while having a few casual cocktails, it is an excellent way to pass the time. Realistically, though, one should seldom expect to get anything wholesome or meaningful out of such a mundane experience. That is, until this good lookin’ fella came along!

By the looks of it, this young woman couldnt be any happier with her fateful match. Could it be his blank and unanimated stare that tickles her fancy? Or what about his pregnant appearance? Or…wait a second…he’s wearing a brassiere! Shit, I knew something looked out of place. Well, I guess in this bundle of joy’s occasion, more “in place” than not, if you catch my drift.

Regardless, having an out of shape man modeling a multi-colored bra could have its perks (no pun intended). Perhaps a new purchase is in order? Thank you so kindly, Mr. B-Cup!!

Maybe Victoria’s Secret should have been kept a secret after all…

Why do people think its appropriate to bring their child onto Chat Roulette with them?

A new Web site gives complete strangers face-to-face access to your children. The Web site, Chat Roulette, engages a computer’s webcam and instantly connects to another user who could be anywhere in the world.

The Web site ensures users cannot choose the person they talk to, though they can choose to disconnect with chat partners at anytime (NEXT’ing).

It’s an interesting way for adults to meet new people, but child safety experts said that it is not a place for children.

“Parents should be aware of this Web site,” said Cpl. William Liczbinski from the Michigan Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force.

The website site has a very simple interface and clearly states that users must be at least 16 years old and remain clothed; however, there’s nothing to ensure those requirements are enforced.

Many children have already discovered the site and where children go in cyberspace, Liczbinski said predators often follow.

“In the last 10 minutes just clicking around, we saw three men openly masturbating, we found at least two or three others just waiting to masturbate, and a couple actually having intercourse,” said Liczbinski.

Investigators said many times webcams were pointed below the waist, indicating to them, that the user would expose themselves to particular targets.

In one case, a man held a stuffed animal in his lap. ICAC officers said the toy was significant and shows that man was targeting kids.

“Maybe a child would see how cute the bunny rabbit is and all of a sudden, the bunny rabbit gets pulled away, and the child is exposed to something they shouldn’t be exposed to,” said Liczbinski.

A worrisome aspect of this seemingly simple website is that it allows users to talk face-to-face in real time.

ICAC officers fear that, that could speed up the relationship between a child and a potential predator.

“It becomes a more personal experience. Children, based on my experience, easily give up personal information about themselves. Name, address phone number, what school they go to,” said Liczbinski. “It’s just because they’re kids and these people are preying on these kids and know what to say to get them to give up that information.”

Parents can create online boundaries fairly easily. Many web browsers offer safeguards.

Here is a step-by-step video guide on how to block Web sites on Internet Explorer (care of ClickonDetroit.com).

Watch: How To Block Sites On Internet Explorer

But as always, police said the best thing parents can do to prevent online predators from targeting their children is to have many conversations with them about where they go online, what sites they visit and ANY friends they’ve made online.

“Get involved, because the more you know the more you can help your child not be exposed to something that they shouldn’t be,” said Liczbinski.

This kid is not a predator, just a bit of a pervert.  I guess its pretty natural for young kids to want to see women’s breasts and ask to do so… It gets creepy when these kids turn into 50 year old men doing the same thing.

Ok this guy’s not exactly preying on young children, but he’s definitely bizarre and creepy. I thought you’d enjoy a break from the seriousness of real chatroulette predators.

Phoenix has an announcement to make: If you are a predator, we’re coming after you!

The online chat service, Chatroulette allows video chatting with a twist, randomly hooking up strangers. But not everyone is obeying the site’s rules and police in Phoenix fear that there could be predators on the site.

Users must be 16-years-old or older to chat (according to the site’s rules), and sex and nudity are prohibited; however, chances are that if you’ve used the site, you’ve most likely run across multiple examples of those rules being broken.

CBS affiliate KPHO surfed the site and found plenty of people exposing themselves (masturbating). In some cases, people were engaged in sexual activity.

One problem is that you don’t know the age of the person you’re chatting with. Plus, authorities warn, children could wind up witnessing adults in compromising positions.

“The worst thing that can happen is for your child to be lured away and be exploited by somebody who has no business even being anywhere near your child,” said Phoenix Police Department spokesman Sgt. Tommy Thompson.

Thompson said it’s important for parents to monitor their children’s Internet usage, either by keeping the computer in a highly visible spot or installing monitoring software. He also mentioned that police are keeping an eye out for cyber predators.

“If you’re a predator, we’re coming after you,” Thompson said. “If you’re a young person, beware of a wolf in sheep’s clothing.”

I don’t find this guy particularly funny, but its a great idea regardless… He also mentions ‘How to Catch a Predator’ in his video, so I thought I’d add it to this site.

A disgusting predator caught in the act thanks to our good old friend, ChatRoulette.com.