Chatroulette just announced a bunch of new features this week, including local channels dubbed Localroulette that allow users to connect to other participants in the same country or region. They are undoubtedly trying to make up for the tons of traffic they are losing, since their site is basically used by 80% men, half of whom are just exposing their junk. Another feature that they are calling Channelroulette basically lets users start their own themed channels to meet up with friends and strangers alike. Kinda like Youtube. We’ll see if these new tactics do anything to reduce the high numbers of perverts that flock to this site.

The world is full of individuals in a variety of different shapes, sizes, and colors. Some people are slender yet curvaceous, while others are simply obese with man boobs. While being extremely overweight, it’s probably not a good idea to go on Chat Roulette topless while drinking a milkshake if you want to spare yourself from being ridiculed on the Internet. Thankfully for us, these Dungeons and Dragons loving virgins give us hours of entertainment for everyone. Well, for everyone except for the woman he’s talking to who had the misfortune of enjoying his bouncing and bountiful bosoms in real time. Or perhaps she is just upset that his bust size is about 3 times the size of hers. Regardless, be careful while spinning the roulette wheel; once in a while you’ll find these gems that will forever remain reasons to keep your mouse hovering over the “NEXT” button.

Chat Roulette is an excellent waste of time. Whether you’re looking to kill a few minutes before eating leftover meatloaf with the family, wasting a few moments during the Saved by the Bell commercial breaks, or showcasing the creeps to your friends while having a few casual cocktails, it is an excellent way to pass the time. Realistically, though, one should seldom expect to get anything wholesome or meaningful out of such a mundane experience. That is, until this good lookin’ fella came along!

By the looks of it, this young woman couldnt be any happier with her fateful match. Could it be his blank and unanimated stare that tickles her fancy? Or what about his pregnant appearance? Or…wait a second…he’s wearing a brassiere! Shit, I knew something looked out of place. Well, I guess in this bundle of joy’s occasion, more “in place” than not, if you catch my drift.

Regardless, having an out of shape man modeling a multi-colored bra could have its perks (no pun intended). Perhaps a new purchase is in order? Thank you so kindly, Mr. B-Cup!!

Maybe Victoria’s Secret should have been kept a secret after all…

There’s been a lot of talk about whether Chat Roulette is on its way out — There has been a large drop in traffic due to too many predators out there. Well, good news, Merton to the rescue! — it appears that Merton, the Chatroulette Piano Guy, is back (again).

That’s right, the hooded mystery — who kinda looks like Ben Folds — has posted a new video to his YouTube channel. Still, despite the fact that this dude released his vid on the Friday before a holiday weekend, it has already racked up more than 350k views which is not too shabbs for someone whose last YouTube offering came out three months ago.

Curiously, however, Merton made use of Omegle this time around. For those of you who are not sure what Omegle is, its basically Chatroulette’s older and less famous sister. It used to be a text-only chat service, but recently added video into the mix (it had to), to compete with its saucy younger brother. What does this mean for “The Chatroulette phenomenon”? Is he forsaking his roots, or jsut simply branching out?

Check out Merton’s vid — he’s getting very creative. Let us know what you think: Is Chatroulette’s future looking better? Will you switch to Omegle? Does Merton have any hair under that hood? Is he on steroids? Please give us your feedback. Enjoy: